Here is a list of what I learned watching the Golden Globes Last Night:
1. Eat Before You Go. Apparently, they take the food away before the actual ceremony starts so if you are busy working the red carpet you lose your chance at a free meal.
Note: This does not apply to Beyonce or Tom Cruise.
2. Avoid Making Eye Contact with Angelina Jolie. For the first time, I totally got the bitchy DIVA vibe from Angie last night. She just had that “you aren’t worthy of being in the same room as me” look on her face. I can’t imagine the earful Brad got on the way home after Kate Winslet couldn’t remember her name. At least she didn’t get left off the list completely, like Anne Hathaway.
3. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association Hates Monk. What’s up with Tony Shaloub and his wife sitting all alone?
4. More Celebs Should Be as Honest as Mickey Rouke. I loved that he thanked his dogs, good for him!
5. Tina Fey is a Genius. I try not to jump on the Tina Fey bandwagon. But then she does something like letting Tracy Morgan except 30 Rock’s Globe and I can’t help but reluctantly climb in with everyone else.
6. Dreams Can Come True. Kate Winslet, you go girl!
7. Jennifer Lopez is Too Old to Wear Half of a Gown. And what’s up with the “mama’s talking” thing?
8. Ryan Seacrest Can’t Ever Quit His Day Job. The best moment of the pre-show was when Ryan Seacrest was jumping around Brangelina, shouting their names before being pushed away by one of their handlers. Classic!
9. Demi Moore is an Overbearing Mother. Can’t you tell the poor girl not to “hunch” backstage?
10. Say Hello To You Mother For Me. Mark Wahlberg has been ruined forever. Can anyone look at him and not hear that infamous SNL line?
The Golden Globes make a great On Location Vacations, if you can get tickets. Tickets to the show are nearly impossible to get but a seat in the red carpet bleachers is within the realm of possibility, if you are willing to pay big bucks. You can rent a room at The Beverly Hilton for the night before and choose the room/bleacher package; prices range from $1500-$2500.
